"Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins."
- The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via cinniie)

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"Jesus fucking Christ Larry"
- Every orange is the new black episode, probably (via headbutting)

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fionagoodess:

when people ask you how school is:

image

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ambidexterous:

overanalyticalqueer:

so hey fun fact for anyone who wants queer history trivia: the first disco in Seattle was opened in 1973 and was a gay bar called “shelly’s leg” and it was named after a dancer named shelly who lost her leg in a confetti cannon accident and used the insurance/lawsuit settlement money to open a gay disco.

a) This is such a fantastic story that I wouldn’t care if it were made up, except that

b) upon further research, it does appear to be true

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awwunicorns:

tinalikesbutts:

Need condoms? Right there in the fucking aisle in a supermarket or CVS.
Need female birth control? Nah bruh, need a prescription and the consent of the lord Jesus Christ amen

And let’s not forget the fact that some women don’t use it for BIRTH control. They use it for other medical reasons that has nothing to do having or not having a kid. But can you just walk in a pharmacy and get it? Hell no.

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svveden:

sexxxwolfy:

svveden:

i’m 18 i can go to strip clubs and buy cigarettes and buy m rated games without my mom hell yeah

You used to go to strip clubs with your mom?

yea

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    Me: Hey, cool, this historical figure seems to have swung both ways
    Homophobic Historian: THEY WERE STRAIGHT OMFG STOP READING THINGS INTO IT
    Gay Historian: SO WHAT IF THEY WERE MARRIED SIX TIMES THEY WERE GAY GAY GAY
    Me: But bisexuality exists and isn't that the most sensible thing to assume if we have actual evidence of them having had both male and female lovers?
    Homophobic historian: THEY WERE CONFUSED AND IT WAS JUST A PHASE
    Gay Historian: LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
    Me: But Anaïs just wrote about how she wanted to faceplant in this woman's boobs, and Byron jumped from this chick's bed into this boy's pants and then this Mercury guy even self-identified as bisexual--
    Homophobic Historian: LIES AND SLANDER
    Gay Historian: GAY
    Me: For fuck's sake

frogbum:

showing my art to people like image

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ben-c:

bonaventure-:

if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically 

some person: hey asstown 
you: nah 
some person:

i think my favourite part about this post is that out of all the mean names someone could realistically call you, they chose “asstown”

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acuddleinbelgravia:

a-storm-for-every-spring:

takshammy:

seaking:

instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

I like your style, kid.

Halloween is soon I need to think of a good costume along these lines

bisexuals everywhere quietly rejoice

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